Someone local is trying to set up a new bike club. Based on my experiences of local bike clubs here are some of my, rejected, club rules suggestions.
Rules for new club. 1. Must be able to describe difference between 2 stroke and 4 stroke. 2. Anyone talking about cooking, shopping or anything domestic is barred. 3. Anyone serving up chicken nuggets in France will be shot. 4.Same goes for biker wannabees that hang around other peoples bikes in tents. 5. Members must have keen interest in bike porn like camshaft serial numbers. 6. Anyone producing cup cakes will be made to lick a toilet bowl.7. Members must not give a shit how far you rode yesterday. 8. Anyone wearing a Twat suit to be doused in diesel.9. Ride outs to be for single bike only - see you there. 10. Can't think of any more.
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