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Enjoyed a mad evening with Claude and his bunch of French mates.They were all pissed when I arrived and proceeded to get drunker. The resultant mixture of shaggy dog stories with forgotten endings and ancient lengthy jokes produced an evening of Allo Allo proportions.
The Isle of Man chipped in too. By the time they all finally drifted in to the Highwayman the food was finished. No problem said the barman nip next door for a Chinese and bring it in here to eat. The look of incredulity on French faces was something to see because if you were to try this in France it would cause uproar.
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